Sledgehammer

When a man with a larger penis slams his dick down onto a woman's face during sex

When me and my girl where getting it on i gave her the sledgehammer

by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017

sledping

Getting fucked by Jorge Luis Chagollan

She is sledping ( Donagh’s mom )

by Tofske September 30, 2017

seled

HEctor said SELED

I just ate a SELED

by Tabatha MEdiannnnnnn April 20, 2018

seled

Mixture of different herbs with ranch

I bought some chicken SELED at Walmart yesterday.

by Tabatha MEdiannnnnnn April 20, 2018

Sledgey

Drunk. VERY drunk.

I would stay out and party more with you guys, but I'm feeling quite sledgey.

by John Favorite February 26, 2018

Sledgey

Drunk. Very drunk.

I would stay out and party some more with you guys tonight, but I'm feeling quite sledgey.

by John Favorite May 8, 2018