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river eye

Our foreman has such a river eye! Yesterday he was looking right at me and told me to pick that shovel up, two other dudes bent over to pick it up! OR Heidi Klum is HOT but she has that river eye...
by lustypan August 1, 2015
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river butt

When you have diarehha to the point its shooting out your butt
Im sick and i have mass river butt
by Fodrizzle01 May 31, 2016
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river of excellence

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
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river davis morrow

A fucking awesome friend. he always has your back but will tell you when you are wrong. He is trustworthy and cool as hell.
"My friend is such a River Davis Morrow! He always has my back and I could trust him with my life."
by 12u4y9489289498u January 4, 2017
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river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food
I almost died from a river shark last night!
by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017
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river fries

When two or more people gather at the mouth of a river to consume fries, usaually bought at McDonald's or at worst Burger King. This is strictly a BYOF kind of party unless you are invited by someone already with fries. Chicken McNuggets are also acceptable.
Teresaa and Conor went down to Frasier river to eat a bunch of river fries
by Vanillagorilla604 April 20, 2017
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River Edge NJ

middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.
"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"
by swissroll123 July 22, 2017
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