rip tuck

the act of banging a virgin so hard that her vagina seems to tear/rip and you are forced to tuck in your genitals and run from the scene

Jenny wasn't a virgin anymore, Todd gave her the old rip tuck maneuver

by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

Rip Van Linkle

Noun/verb/adjective: Someone who forwards you old links, videos, and pics that everyone has already seen. Also the act of forwarding old links, or as a description of the old links.

NOUN-Rip Van Linkle is constantly IMing me 2 week old viral crap. Fail.

VERB- He Rip Van Linkled me some LOLCATZ and Autotune Obama. Fail.

ADJ-Rip Van Linkle post- that vid was on Tosh.0 two weeks ago and has been remixed five times including an autotune. Fail.

by KT1107 August 31, 2010

Rip snortin' red

When something is very brightly colored red. Usually refers to someone who is very badly sun burnt.

"That idiot didn't put on any sunscreen all day and now he's rip snortin' red!"

by Uncle Bob Sagot November 17, 2011

rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013

Rip The Stick

When one simply rip's the stick, he is driving his car (preferably a vauxhall corsa with 14yr olds girls as passengers) and by showing off he pulls his hand brake and does a hand brake turn, location is usually tesco car park.

Hey girls , im going to rip the stick!

by Edwardioo June 28, 2016

rip m8

The art of attacking a player in a secretive/sneaky-like within a video game.

Ex: Player 1: *sneaks upon an enemy*

Enemy: *Opens inventory*

Player 1: *Sneak attacks the enemy with a katana killing the player*
Chat: Coolboy1919: LOL GOTEM

MrPenisNutter: lel Shrekktt

Mainmaid:Rip m8

Coolboy1919:Gf

Player 1: *sneaks upon an enemy*
Enemy: *Opens inventory*
Player 1: *Sneak attacks the enemy with a katana killing the player*
Chat: Coolboy1919: LOL GOTEM

MrPenisNutter: lel Shrekktt

Mainmaid:Rip m8

Coolboy1919:Gf

by Le Qutie March 22, 2017

Rip Style

Rip style is farting very loudly without shitting your pants. Generally, it's where the fart gains enough power and momentum that it slides past the poop, often times carrying with it absolute destruction and chaos. It is often described as "The Juggernaut of all farts."

I took that girl out on a date last night to Denny's and hit Rip Style in her face and she started choking on her food. She said it was like she got served a Grand Slam with a scrambled abortion, a side of rotten hard boiled eggs and a diarrhea milkshake. Ironically, she said it smelled better then what she ordered.

by Uncle Renegade May 7, 2017