pussy raisen

Dried up and unfortunately left behind chunk of blood from a menstraul cycle that resembles a raisen.

Sheila the bush bitch had a big fuckin' pussy raisen stuck in her pubies!!
or, perhaps,
Fuck! Did you see that pussy raisen lodged in Bessy's cooter in grandpa's home made porn?

by Heya Skummner March 1, 2004

raisin

a stupid dried up grape.

he put raisins in his penis for fun

by kevin December 22, 2004

raisindick

1. A small shriveled penis that resembles a raisin. Similiar to shrinkage after exiting cold water.

2. Another derogatory term for someone like douchebag, jerk off, or fag.

1. No girls would ever have sex with Brett because he was rumored to have a raisindick.

2. That raisindick Brett stole by bike.

by Rosco the dog December 15, 2008

hand raise

when your cruising in your car and someone pisses you off, then you put the back of your hand out of the window and you raise and lower your hand in a quick motion. then they will be like "What the fuck are they waiving at?"

Whooo haaa! Hand Raise Yo Bitch Ass!!!!!

by DJ JC February 5, 2008

koolmoedeean rhapsody

A kosher form of acoustic rock usually found in North Austin after Havdalah and before Rob says L'chaim for the second time.

Hey Nick, you missed that koolmoedeean rhapsody last night, man! I don't remember what happened after the second L'chaim though...

by Nick Ramirez April 2, 2008

jerk raise

In Texas Hold 'Em poker, the player who posted the large blind at the beginning of the hand is the last person given a chance to bet before the flop. If all the other players call the blind without raising the bet, the player with the big blind can then raise, causing the betting to circle the table again. This is a good way to make money but a bad way to make friends.

"Well, are you going to check so we can see the flop or jerk raise?"

by Ironmaus May 23, 2008

raisins

When a dudes balls get small and wrinkley like raisins. especially after taking a cold shower

I hate swimming in cold water. i always get raisins!

by (:)]+< February 21, 2011