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rectum spectre

Unknown anal activity. Not knowing or remembering if you had anal sex last night
I heard the door slam and woke up. James had left and my bum felt funny. Did he chuck it up my arse last night? Or was it a rectum Spectre?
by Fruitloopy74 July 13, 2019
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Restuspestus

I heard a new restuspestus opened up in town.
by SpengDisciple April 13, 2019
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rectstrapolate

To pull an answer completely out of your backside, with the air of authority suggesting that it was well researched and irrefutable.

Origin: A compound phrase derived from rect- (the sphincter from which worthless substances are magically produced) + extrapolate (to extend a trend, conclusion, or other information from existing data).
When asked about the daily sales figures, I rectstrapolated a prime number, a completely made-up figure that my boss took as gospel truth.
by Gapgrin September 5, 2019
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Rectum Eyeball

Ryan lets do some Rectum Eyeball
by JoshKnock October 6, 2019
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recluse bolt hole

A place that jake balls, scum bags and giro junkies meet up to share there Giro money on cheep cider, rolling tobacco and cheep synthetic drugs.
I see your pal lost his job and now spends most of his time down at the recluse bolt hole getting ended with all the other Giro junkies and smack ends.
Hope he gets his life together.
by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020
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rectum wristwatch

brown stain left on wrist after fisting a girls asshole.
at breakfast I noticed tony had on a rectum wristwatch from fisting my ass the night before.
by helluvanape June 12, 2020
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reclusively

Sincerely and Reclusively yours,
by Firstmover December 17, 2020
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