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Queef Mobile

- Noun - A word used to define a car that has a loud exhaust. Usually that of a pop-culture car modeled after the movie The Fast and The Furious.
John Doe: "Did you hear that queef mobile!?! It rattled my windows right off my car!"
by Brian Fitch February 11, 2006
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queef feast

the act of trying to eat the air that is released from a girls vagina (a queef), usually while doing other filthy activities
Jim- hey bro what did you end up doing last night

Paul- i went to Jessica's house last night and i had an unexpected queef feast

Jim-dam Paul your fucking DIRTY!
by slag surfer March 22, 2010
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Queef Soup

When a woman squirts and queefs at the same time and the mixture of vaginal juices and air creates a frothy mixture, this is known as queef soup. When the mixture also contains semen it may be referred to as Cream of Queef Soup.
If she is also on her period then the mixture is most accurately described as Queef Stew.
I was fucking Bianca so hard that when she came I got drenched in Queef Soup. I came a second later, narrowly missing being slathered in Cream of Queef. Thankfully she wasn't on the rag so there was no risk of Queef Stew.
by Reginald Laserbeam August 6, 2015
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Nissan Queef

An alternative name for the Nissan Leaf electric car. It's called a Nissan Queef because it's a little pussy fart of a car.
OMG Did you see what Jim is driving? He'd driving a Nissan Queef! I never knew Jim was gay.
by Shawnerrr November 22, 2010
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European Queef

A European Queef is where a female queefs into a male's stretched asshole.
Martha let European Queefed into Mark's asshole last night.
by THE LURRRR!! May 22, 2011
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Up-Queef

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.
"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
queefvaginacameltoecameltoecamel toe
by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011
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Queef Jerky

I went down on my girlfriend and her queef jerky scraped my chin raw
by C.j. Low July 1, 2018
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