The Patterson Effect

That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.

Man I looked like a doofus at the IT desk today. The Patterson Effect got me again!

by MattTheBastard May 10, 2019

harry potterino

Usually a guy who is mid-teens and early adult who loves porn and refers everything to it. Most usually makes dirty jokes whatever the consequences. When there is a required password, they most likely name it “porn” or “cumshot” Usually a Brit who doesn’t have any friends and uses social media on a cheap laptop. They always fake their adresses to impress ladies e.g. Mansion, Beach houses, Villas, etc.

Omg that harry potterino is such a jack ass, no wonder he has no friends

by Shwit June 4, 2019

Clat patted

clat patted means being dominated and destroyed in a video game

LOL, you just got absolutely clat patted mate.

by JoeJonJoyce August 4, 2019

Harry Potter as an otter

Harry Potter as an otter is a very AMAZING tiktok meme used by many creators in October 2020

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by Dosythedirectioner.com October 22, 2020

Kevin Patterson

Kevin Patterson is a detective that works at Richard Hale School, who somehow waffles about your body language and tries to get you excluded because of the way you are standing. Once he got all scared because a Year 11 told him to F off and he ran to the headmaster’s office scared for his life.

Student 1: Is that Kevin Patterson?
James Beckwith: Oi Kevin f*** off
Student 1: Look at him run
James Beckwith: What a pussio

by Big Up RHS October 30, 2020

Owen patter

Repeating a burn back to the person who said it

I said “ur fat” Owen replied, “no, ur fat” Someone said “first person to go off has to send a picture of their Willie” (Owen goes off and then comes back) “come on Owen u have to do it” Owen replies “u like Willie” Owen patter

by The lord himself 123 January 2, 2021

Elton Potter

A guy that looks like Hærry Pøtter but dresses like Eltån Johan.

Look, there comes the extravagant, glorious, fabulous Elton Potter.

by Rodrian66 April 4, 2022