Vladimir Putin

The best leader to ever exist. No one can out beat him

Vladimir Putin is definitely not forcing me to write this

by Definitely not a Russian agent October 21, 2020

Putin

Putin is the most lovable person! He is sweet, kind, and always there when you need him. He is ready to comfort you in any situation. Sometimes Putin can get a little funny and messy, but he will always apologize at the end.

“Wow he is such a Putin”

“I know right”
“I still love him even after high school”

by SimplyAPutin October 5, 2020

Vladimir Putin

A Russian scientist who discovered the ability to clone himself, as a result of which he can run for "president" unlimited times

p1:have you seen Vladimir Putin C-137 he said he will resign

p2: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

by mcbabuka January 18, 2021

Putin

The President of Russia. Great for making memes/jokes.

Just Putin on my glasses

by None yo' buissness January 31, 2018

patiorch

(noun) A combination of saying "patio" and "porch" when really, really stoned.

Dude, I'm wasted...I need some fresh air. I'll be on the patiorch.

by lance_w_c October 23, 2008

potion - option

A magical solution

Try the potion - option!

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Patio pussy

Strange vagina that you come across. Or in.

I had some awesome patio pussy last night!

by J the odd October 30, 2012