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One Pump Trump

A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.
We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.
by ThundaBabe November 7, 2020
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Dirty Pumpkin

You carve out a pumpkin as you usually would, you can even carve a face in it if you want add some flavour. But instead of putting a candle in it you take a dump in it and instead of leaving it on your own porch you leave it on your sworn enemies porch.
I left a Dirty Pumpkin on my ex’s porch last night lol
by WaffleStomper5000 January 4, 2021
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Luigi Pump

1. The act of pressing the A button in DougDoug's Twitch chat.
2. The act of pumping and humping inside of a bunny suit for enjoyment purposes...
Billy: "Hey, Mike do you love luigi pumping inside of that bunny suit?"
Mike: "Yes, of course I am influenced by the Luigi Pumpers."
by Professor Sakura January 25, 2023
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Johnny Pump Nation

Johnny Pump Nation is a gang based out of Oakland County Michigan in metro Detroit, specifically in the city of Troy. founded in 2020 official membership of the gang is not known but has numerous members the bulk of the gang is scattered across the US and Canada they are a renegade faction who beefs with everybody including the entire city of Detroit and are at war with a lot of gangs and are only allied with 3 groups including GDs, Black stone guerrilas and the CIA
Johnny pump nation”

the baddest mfers on the planet
by Johnny pump Gang September 7, 2023
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belaboring his pumpkin

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!
1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.
by Joe Everyman July 18, 2009
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Solo Fist Pump

A private act of self-congratulation involving flexing the bicep, jerking the elbow, bringing the fist in close to the chest and holding momentarily. Performed surreptitiously.

A more expressive alternative to patting oneself on the back.

May be abbreviated to sfp
John nervously hung up the phone after confirming his first date with the Head Cheerleader, marking the occasion with a solo fist pump.
by ilovemavis June 1, 2010
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dump n pump

Abbreviation; DnP ...The act of taking a shit and proceeding to jerk off
I am so filled with stress...i need to go dump n pump and ill be perfect
by CPRIZZLE17 September 5, 2011
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