Ginger pubes

A fiery red forrest to warn off crabs from the impending vile smelling doom that awaits them.

Crab: What be dat den, over der.

Ginger pubes: cum closer and burn your eyes and nostrils.

Crab: Cripes, going a bit blind

Ginger pubes: Dats it, dats the way.

Crab: Its over man, smelly curtains.

by Kev McGirly May 12, 2011

Pube Toast

The act of dropping toast onto the floor, picking it back up and finding a big fat black pube on it.

Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive

"want some toast"
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"

Pube Toast

by inlovewitdoodleburger November 28, 2010

pube counter

One who counts and often categorizes their pubes. Pube counters often like to weave their pubes into designs.

Mason, stop counting your pubes you pube counter!

by Benito Salvadore December 31, 2005

pube fro

when u put afrosheen in ur pubes and touch foster children

ryan miller is such a fag

by Bobby A August 22, 2003

Pube Tickler

1. Calling someone a Pube Tickler is similar to calling someone a taint or twat. They are someone who gets their jollies off tickling another's pubes. they need not have sex of any kind, they are so messed up. they prefer to tickle pubes. and most likely the pubes of another dude...

2. A pube tickler can also simply be a man who doesnt act like one. he has no ability whatsoever to have a relationship with a women, or even interact for that matter. he is completely useless tot he human race, and will never procreate.

Toby: Hey John, hear what happened to to Tim last night?
John: What?
Toby: That hot babe from the bar was totally into him and wanted to talk to him, but he wouldn't even speak... he just sat there.
John: What a fucking Pube Tickler! He's probably off tickling some dudes pubes right now!

by T. I. January 3, 2008

Cabbage Pubes

Thick curly pubes that look like shredded cabbage

"Man I hooked up with a Russian History teacher and she had cabbage pubes all over."

by osama ben lez December 15, 2018

pube-apalooza

The act of leaving behind inordinately large amounts of pubic hair in a public area.

My hotel maid did not clean up the last person's pube-apalooza in the bathroom.

Dude! What's with all the hair? You had a pube-apalooza in there!

by JAW1995 April 1, 2011