Anti-Procrastinate

When you are dreading and worrying about doing something so much you do it earlier than intended.

"Did you do your homework last night"
"Yeah, I was gonna wait till 8 but I anti-procrastinated and did it at 7"

by AshTiko February 8, 2018

Actively Procrastinated

Doing something, anything, other than the thing you are supposed to be doing. Avoiding the assigned task by completing unrelated tasks.

Steven actively procrastinated by cleaned the entire house to avoid doing his tax returns.

by Titleist2002 May 20, 2023

Ultra-procrastinate

when you procrastinate until the last minute on something, only to find you underestimated the amount of time you needed to get it done, thus being unable to complete it

I got a zero on my science project because I ultra-procrastinated on it

by Eushshtb October 25, 2024

Procrastibate

To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.

Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.

by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012

Procrastibate

A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.

I'm not late, I procrastibate

by fraj23 March 3, 2012

Procrastination Overlap

When you're getting ready to leave the house and someone is taking too long getting ready so you engage in a time consuming activity until the other person is done getting ready. But when the person is done, you're still busy with your activity so they start doing something else as well. And when you finish, they're still busy... and it goes on and on. You're usually habitually late.. to everything.

Katie: "Hey, are you guys on your way yet?"
Amanda: "No, Ryan and I are still stuck in procrastination overlap."

by Meezy21 August 26, 2012

Procrastibate

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.

John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"

by TChao November 12, 2013