Potato 

A word that can be used in place of other words such as stupid, retarded, etc. Potato, or potatoes if the situation calls for it, can be used as an adjective to describe a person or an event/series of events.

"That was some potatoes right there"

"Last night was so full of potatoes"

"Are you with potatoes right now?"

Potato by FuneralMoon1533 January 17, 2013

filmed with a potato

Very bad quality. Usually said when the viewer sees something 32-bit or lower. (i guess)

Person 1: Hey, man! Watch this video!
*video plays*
Person 2: That looks like it was filmed with a potato.

filmed with a potato by Dat256Guy July 11, 2015

Potato Masher

The potato masher was/is a British wording for the German Army's Stielgranate 24. It was used by every the entire Wehrmacht.

Due to it's shape and appearance it was called potatomasher by the British forces. The video game Call of Duty 2 features this fact. Interestingly the Soviet Red Army's soldiers are calling the stick grenade potato masher also.

Nowadays the German Modell 24 Stielgranate is one of the most easily recognized WWII small arms.
In the USA the Stielgranate is collected like stamps by some collecters. Especially the US soldiers returning home took one or more home with them as a "Souvenir out of the Reich".

Call of Duty 2 example: "Potato masher! Run!"

Potato Masher by The_Emperor July 13, 2009

Going Full Potato 

The act of stupidity, accidental happenings not in your favor (tripping, slipping or falling) Speaking incorrectly, or forgetfulness. The act of being a freakin Idiot

Forgot to buy coffee, turn in my homework, and tripped over my internet cord. I'm Going Full Potato.

Going Full Potato by Ryan Loggan February 3, 2014

Self-Potato 

To pleasure yourself or others using potatos.

This word was first used on wheel of fortune when a contestant guessed the mystery phrase to be "self-potatos" when the correct answer was in fact "self portrait".

This word was also used on a youtube episode of RayWilliamJohnson to make fun of the contestant

My girlfriend always gives me self-potatos.

I'm gonna go home and give myself some self-potatoes tonight.

Self-Potato by L33TNINJ4Gurl January 7, 2010

potatoeee 

The kind of fries sydney wants and ankit can buy on his way back from the BC.

The yellow potatoeee oily goodness. Yumm.

potatoeee by ankitp January 6, 2009

Potaby 

A human baby that physically resembles a potato.

"By joe, hes deffo a potaby"

Potaby by ali_3libras November 12, 2009