Poofie

When you send a friend a picture of you taking a poo

Attachment: photo

Person one: STOP SENDING ME POOFIES

by dyl_needham August 8, 2021

SHABANG POOF

Brings Extra to the word Poof

Hell yeah did you see that thing go Shabang Poof?!?

by jdshunnned March 19, 2008

lady poofta

A rare sub-population of dyke. Often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.

Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.

Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.

#1 'Dude did you hear about Tammy?'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'

by Lemistree December 7, 2011

poofer

a nother word for decota mangrech. basicly gay.

oh my god he is such a poofer!

by Ashley* November 14, 2004

poof

Coke or Cocaine, Also Yay-yo

Can I get some poof? Damn he's all poofed out.

by Big Elbow February 6, 2007

poof

v. to smoke marijuana

Pack me a bowl, it's time to poof.

by EmperorKO February 17, 2003

poofter

Also known as a "slimey one"

Davids tummy felt funny earlier in the day and he did a nice plop on the dunny... The same feeling happened in the shower and he did a pop, it smelt like rotten eggs but he was relieved that whilst looking down at his feet, there was no poofter present

by Unsinkable March 8, 2008