politician

A person who can talk for hours and never say anything.

little shit: I'm going to be a politician when I grow up
-what?

by RagnavokeSA May 15, 2013

Politically Inconvenient

These days, anything that approximates THE TRUTH, is fake news, anti-American, anarchistic or delusional.
COVID 19 hasn't miraculously disappeared, testing for COVID 19 doesn't increase case incidence, Hydroxychloroquine and the My Pillow guy do not have a PROVEN cure for COVID 19.
Tens of thousands of Americans have needlessly died from COVID 19 because of conspiracy theory bullshit, Q-fuckingAnon and executive branch indecisiveness and Trump-level corruption that exists right up until this very fucking moment.

So, who ya voting for?
Well, for me, Trump is Politically Inconvenient.
Yeah, me too.

by YAWA August 30, 2020

Honest politician

My personal favourite mythical creature

The honest politician was said to be found in wester Europe

by Mc gazer October 18, 2015

Angry Political Urbandictionists

A group of people now trying to get revenge for Donald J. Trump becoming President of the United States by posting definitions that have nothing to do with the actual problem at hand. These definitions created are more of incomprehensible venting that usually has a large amount of votes, many being upvotes as people who agree are inclined to vote up whether it's good content or not, but a slightly higher amount of downvotes-- the people who either support the president or realize that the definition is pointless.

All of these angry political urbandictionists are clogging up the featured page with absolute political trash called definitions.

by Triplecard333 March 22, 2017

The Honest Politician

The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.

Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?

Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.

Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?

Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.

Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.

Tom: Exactly.

by Tom912 February 20, 2009

Shitty European politic

When some sack head tries to ban memes

Angela Merkel: VE VILL BAN SE MEMES IN EUROP
Meme bois: wow angela merkel is one shitty european politic

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

Newton's 4th law of political dynamics

The more a politician speaks out against gays and gay rights, the more likely he is to be gay himself.

Dude, that Senator is beating up on gays. He just following Newton's 4th law of political dynamics. He must be gay.

by Endsurg May 25, 2010