paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

tripple pipes

Tripple pipes dirty gapes nerds,4 strokes, and any other sled in its path.

Damn, your tripple pipes is fast tbh

by Peter dyck December 23, 2021

[pipe slayer]

A.a man or a woman how aggresively attacks the penis causing rug burn or blisters.

B.a tweaker that masturebates for hours on end.

nate "damn my cock hurts so bad i can cant't even touch it to pee"

roy "what did you do to it last night"

nate "linda came over and slayed my pipe"

roy "ouch"

nate "that chick linda is a real pipe slayer"

by bob and timmy July 7, 2008

Roper pipe

A pipe not secluded behind a wall and often unecessarily bent up to four times. Ghetto-rigged.
A pipe that is exposed usually against building codes.

Dude, what we need is to connect a Roper pipe to save this bitch from flooding.

by Chumanzee August 1, 2012

leg pipe

the tube like section of fabric formed around the leg from the hem of the pants up to the crotch

"Aaaaaah, there's a bug crawling up my leg pipe!"

by scheerio December 1, 2014

Drain Pipe

When you really hate someone, then they get on your last nerves and you really want to punch them in the face but instead you just do a drain pipe and metaphorically try smack them over the head with a pipe.

Did you hear? That Tasha girl just did a drain pipe to that Daisy girl!

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

pipe god

Normally describes a person very good at laying the pipe also known as having sex with girls. A pipe god also normally has sex with a lot of women.

Did you hear about John and Dianna?
Yep John is a pipe god he gets with so many girls!

by YRN smoove August 21, 2016