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The Pencil Cannon

A sex move involving a male, a female, and a pencil. This move is performed by shoving the pencil, eraser first, into the male's urethra. the male then proceeds to ejaculate into the female's vagina, effectively shooting the pencil through the females internal organs and through her head.
"Bro, if she's being a bitch, don't break up with her, just perform The Pencil Cannon next time you guys have sex."
by ekgi November 10, 2018
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The Pencil Sharpener

Too give oral sex with captain crunch in mouth
She gave him the pencil sharpener till he was raw.
by bigjackhauf February 7, 2015
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Kentucky Pencil Sharpener

A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.
Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...
by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 18, 2016
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butchers pencil

Common terminology in the North of England for the descibing of a thin girl.
Q: Have you seen how thin that bird is?
A: Yeah, I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.
by BogtrotterLeny August 26, 2007
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#2 Pencil

See: Writing Stick

Almost completely obsolete, considering most people in need of something to write with will opt to use mechanical pencils or pens instead. #2 pencils don't have too much priority over the above choices, but they are still used for "Fill-in-the-bubble" quizzes in schools around the country. A #2 pencil given to a student for a quiz will often be oversharpened by the teacher and used as a weapon. It may also feature bite marks from a previous student or a stupid eraser that doesn't work right.

Newer #2 pencils have modified lead, so lead posioning is no longer a concern. Feel free to eat your pencils.

It's a little known fact that #2 pencils are actually much better than #1 pencils. Sure, the #1 pencil got more girls than the #2 pencil did in high school, and the #1 pencil got signed by a multimillion dollar record company, but the #1 pencil suffers from a drug abuse problem and a lack of friends. The #2 pencil is just fine with being average.
Billy: "Teacher, why do we have to use #2 pencils for these tests?"

Teacher: "Because the robots that read and grade the tests can only smell the lead used in a #2 pencil. Go back to your seat"
by .Mikael October 5, 2009
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Hillbilly pencil holder

The buttcrack. You can keep your pencils there, if you flex.
I bent over to pick up the pencil I dropped, but my friend stuck his pencil in my crack and yelled "hillbilly pencil holder!"
by EDKirk June 1, 2011
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The Pencil Show

The Pencil Show was created by Hikari Yakawashi (Hikaness) as a fanfiction talkshow for Lord of the Rings characters (Doodles and Hika kidnap random LOTR characters and... "FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" No I don't have a life. ^_^ But THANKS for asking!). The final episode was the 75th (which was 2 years after the first episode). For the first six months of it's lifespan, TPS was housed on fanfiction.net, however, on August 28th, 2002, it was removed by fanfiction on a breach of new terms. So, a messageboard was created for question-asking and a host for TPS found (still unto this day it stands.) The question board (dubbed "The Pub") was soon (replaced?) by Cardboardia. However, some old members make pilgrimages to The Pub and in case of bandwidth problems, members flood to The Pub until Cardboardia is restored.

Information by Lemonly and Hika (of course).
OMGWTFBBQ there's an update for The Pencil Show?!
by Xylia August 27, 2004
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