Penaldo

A fraudulent term created by Pessidogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Cristiano Ronaldo. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Peshit fanboys.
"Penaldo is finished because he doesn't ghost in big games like my idol Pionel Pessi"

A fraudulent term created by Pessidogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Cristiano Ronaldo. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Peshit fanboys.
"Penaldo is finished because he doesn't ghost in big games like my idol Pionel Pessi"

by Lingardinho GOAT February 8, 2022

Bruno Penandes

Term used by salty rivals of Manchester United to attempt to belittle one of the best players in the league.

Rival fan:”Bruno penandes scored another penalty today and Man U fans still think he’s the best in the world 🤡 🤡 🤡 “

by JJT0504 March 8, 2021

penal disorder

a disorder with your penis

'Umm... i know you're my girlfriend and everything... but can i tell you a secret?'

'sure honey!'

'I have a penal disorder...'

'JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!'

by ligadow June 22, 2008

penal mode

A guy who is often observed to be thinking with his dick in any given situation or a guy who switches into a lusty, lewd, crude and foolish person A man in that mode can also be quite rude. They tend to zone onto the female person or persons of interest, to the exclusion of all others.

Dude, you brother could be taking to mom while he's checking out the talent on the street as if he's eternally in some penal mode! Whenever Valencia walks by we all become invisible when he switches into that penal mode shit, acting like some crass fool! Tell him to snap out of it man and give us and her some respect!

by Badwsky February 9, 2010

Penange

Slang terminology for a mans penis!

Would you look at that penange, its huge!

by MadMike777 January 20, 2011

penasity

to be very '' penisy '' used to discribe people who are motherfuckers.

john: hey you motherfucker!
Rose: no john, not motherfucker penasity!

by kudu is from wb July 22, 2011

Penalty Shot

Hockey term used by the boys when theyre out wheeling for the night. Usually occurs when the boys have a reason to grant the first shot at her to someone in particular on the team. ie - birthday, long cold streak, etc. Relates to hockey in that a penalty shot is a free shot at the goalie with no defenders against you or in this case the hottie at the bar.

Player 1 - "Hey boys see that broadski down the bar there?"
Player 2 - "Yeah bro shes a dime. But since its Johnnys birthday well give him a penalty shot."

by JohnnyRockets27 January 28, 2012