Pedophile

Someone who drives a Ford Focus, drinks Coors, and is a carpenter

Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile

by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022

pedophile

There are a lot of dangerous and sick types of people in the world, but someone who sexually assaults children

Person 1 Hey, why was Swarup Panigrahy arrested?

Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.

Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!

Person 2 Why?

Person 3 I'm an offending pedophile - I noncd a kid!

by akshayvt April 26, 2022

Pedophile

Amy

Amy is a pedophile

by Man like nige December 1, 2018

baby pedophile

baby that undresses her mom because they want her big extra mega large milk filled tiddies

“give me your mommy milkers, it’s time for a snack”
“you’re such a baby pedophile”

by mohamed batussy October 7, 2022

Pedophile Vehicle

A white cargo van that looks sketchy as hell, usually dirty, dented, or missing a hubcap.
Stereotypically the ride of choice for creeps, clowns, or anyone you definitely don’t wanna see parked outside a playground.

Common suspects include: Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econoline, old Dodge Ram Vans, and in other parts of the world, Toyota Hiace, Renault Master, or Volkswagen Crafter.

Jarred: “Yo, why’s that crusty white van circling the block again?”
Jamie: “Bruh, that’s a straight-up pedophile vehicle.”

by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025

Pedophile

Another term for an individual who plays as Xenomorph in the game Dead by Daylight

Why did I get matched up against a pedophile in Hawkins?

by ShibuyasBeat June 3, 2024

Pedophile

If you think you are one, you are not

Pedophile-ocd is the leading cause of suicidal thoughts in teenage/younger men.

by Hello-553669 April 27, 2025