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Pedophile

You are a pedophile.
by Mj747337373838383838 November 4, 2023
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pedophile pie

Living in between two sex offenders; an area where no children are safe
Now that our new neighbors moved in, we're in a pedophile pie!
by Harry Potter 23 November 11, 2017
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Pedophile

Michael Jackson is a pedophile.
by justanotherblole May 3, 2022
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debate pedophile

Someone who engages in bad faith argument.
by mWmW dot November 17, 2023
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Pedophile

Devan Dave; loves to take advantage of vulnerable girls and young children. cover your drinks and hold your kids!!
Wait, Devan Dave tried to assault you too?!

Yeah! I heard Devan had a relationship with a 7th grader, what a pedophile!
by ballsfart69 February 13, 2023
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Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
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Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.
That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.
by anonymous July 29, 2025
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