A Mitch is a male version of a bitch. (Because of Sen. Mitch McConnell and according to Kevin Hart in Real Husbands of Hollywood)
McConnell's such a motherfuckin' mitch he voted against $2k Covid-19 stimulus checks just so he could get in bed with all the GOP senators.
Mitch better have my money!
Mitch better have my money!
by idkForgot January 01, 2021
Mitch a very perfect person. She is the kindest person you'll ever met. She's smart, talented, gorgeous, and sexy, She is so perfect, everyone adores her. When you're on her good side she'll do anything to make you happy. She's everyone's type, even girls like her. Once you had Mitch there's nothing better.
Girl: wow I'm almost like her!
Guy: no your not..
Girl: why?
Guy: cause no one can be that perfect except mitch
Guy: no your not..
Girl: why?
Guy: cause no one can be that perfect except mitch
Mitch is an amazing boy. He is so dumb and smart and out going and so sweet. He is always there for his friends and makes everyone laugh. He can be very stupid sometimes and be sensitive and care about what others say about him but other than that almost everyone loves Mitch!
by Tdh June 17, 2019
it's pasta time
by overwatch sason5 June 19, 2023
Mitch is an absolute legend,great guy always up for a laugh has great taste in music. Mitch also likes to get high and make homemade bongs
. He always has franger on him and is great at giving a pash. Mitch is also a little bit of a player and is quite the grafter.
. He always has franger on him and is great at giving a pash. Mitch is also a little bit of a player and is quite the grafter.
dude 1: hey dude have you seen mitch I wanted to ask him for a franger
dude 2: yeah he's over there giving that girl a pash
dude 2: yeah he's over there giving that girl a pash
by 21YCNAN11 July 18, 2019
by mitch.likes.balls.69 February 28, 2022
by Jew_17_170 June 18, 2022