Jessica cried when her boyfriend dumped her, but they weren't true tears because she didn't really love him.
by Hunter Oshino April 29, 2016
To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.
Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.
Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.
Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.
by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022
The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.
"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."
by Doc. Coc June 25, 2017
The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.
These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.
Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.
Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
by lycralizard December 19, 2021
To have sexual intercourse.
by keelf king May 04, 2019
"...for lunch; don't you usually tear a pheasant with Ms. Lamont?" -- Line in Singing in the rain from Cathy Seldon (Debbie Reynolds) to Don Lockwood (Gene Kelly).
by Thatbadwitch June 15, 2022
The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.
Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011