teh old

Means "that's old shit, asshole".
The "teh" makes the person making the statement feel more 1337.

-Man check out this funny flash video!!!!1
-teh old!

by amus July 10, 2004

Old Mud

Slang term for the greatest cheap light beer in the history of the World. Old Milwaukee Light.

Lets pick up some Old Mud for tonight and get wasted.

by MontanaGunmen May 20, 2009

Old Wisconsin

An Old Wisconsin is when you take a crap in a sock and beat someone over the head with it.

Just Read The Definition.

by Doug Blitz December 21, 2004

The Old Man

Army term referring to the commander of a unit. Usually used for a colonel or general, but can be used for a captain (who would be a company commander). Since most company commanders are still in their 20's in the Army though this isn't a common use.

Its usually a term of respect, but many times just used as to refer to the commander without any judgement of respect or disrespect. NOTE = this term is never used in the presence of the old man / commander.

Soldier 1: I heard someone call the barracks to attention, sup dawg?

Soldier 2: Sarge said go straighten your shit up, looks like the old man stopped in unexpectedly.

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

old cow

old woman thats an grumpy bitch

you look like an old cow today nan

by cow mqn July 29, 2017

The Old Norman

When a male masturbates to the point of climax while either looking at pictures or watching video of his best friend having intercourse with his significant other.

Pete: "Did you see that postcard of Ian and Trish in Maui"? Jim: "We should wack off to it". Pete: "The Old Norman"? Jim: "You know it".

by Matthew Scarpelli Cumberland December 9, 2013

old dragon

An Australian colloquialism to describe an old person, often an old woman.

The old dragon down at the supermarket won't let you enter if your shoes are dirty.

by Disto2 February 1, 2017