folmar nelson

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's

i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson

by jack March 15, 2005

Zac Nelson

a Zac nelson is a little 12 year old midget fucker that rapes little children, but only on saturday nights, if it was a monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday or a sunday he would have to fuck a donkey if he needs a bangarang

"Oh, he is such a Zac Nelson"

by Z.Nish3rmeo November 4, 2014

Nelson

A Nelson is someone who is a level above a retard, who has little or no common sense and usually has 4 kids to 7 different women. Majority Of Nelson's have no math skills, and usually can be found on gumtree trying to sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £70.

Ben: If you're pregnant with twins are you pregnant for 18 months?

Nath: Shut up you fat fuck small dicked Nelson.

by Newy2k7 March 17, 2017

nylon

A small or big growth on your hand that never seems to go away.

A wart which is called a nylon

by Sam and Jessica March 5, 2009

nelson king

Chinese Godess

by Shantia April 9, 2003

washed up willy-nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arousment, that he is incapable of carrying on

"i had sex three times this week and ive been as limp as a dead fish!"

by adam told you mj May 13, 2005

Nelson

Nelson is someone who is the level above a retard, usually got 4 kids to 7 different woman and works at sub way. This person tends to have little or no math skills and would try and sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £60.

Ben: If your pregnant with twins are you pregnant for 18 months?

Nath: shut up you Nelson.

by NathanNewy2k7 April 18, 2017