Dude1: She has a fucking muff the size of a small forest
Dude2 : Wtf the only way she could get rid of that then would be two rolls of masking tape lol.
Dude2 : Wtf the only way she could get rid of that then would be two rolls of masking tape lol.
by Bryn/maths April 23, 2010
Get the Two rolls of masking tapemug. a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
by jamfsob August 6, 2003
Get the gaffa tape and paper bag jobmug. I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it
by Miff_ June 7, 2018
Get the Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condomsmug. by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 26, 2018
Get the Slap that shit on like Flex Tapemug. Refers to use of the toilet, especially if said usage is especially flatulent or otherwise impinges on the consciousness of those outside the bathroom. References Rush Limbaugh, radio personality. Further elaborations such as "taped a full hour", etc. also occur.
by laughingliberally February 3, 2009
Get the help Rush tape a showmug. when a girl with no personality attempts to wear as little clothing as possible to appear more attractive- even though every respectable man knows that a woman’s mind is most important.
Gary: “Well why don’t you date Maggie?”
Steve: “Are you kidding me? She’s constantly wearing duct tape over her nipples. I don’t think she even reads.”
Steve: “Are you kidding me? She’s constantly wearing duct tape over her nipples. I don’t think she even reads.”
by sidneysidneysidney June 21, 2021
Get the duct tape over her nipplesmug. The main two types of teenagers; other subcultures and labels branch off from these two.
A Bubblegum Teen is a run-of-the-mill teenager. These people tend to be self-conscious about everything and very superficial. They happen to be addicted to being popular and pop culture. Usually, their conversations will consist of sex, beauty, whining, and boyfriends/girlfriends, and use internet slang in everyday life. They usually follow every trend and try to fit in. They scorn uniqueness, but encourage groupthink and conformity.
On the other hand, a Duct Tape Teen doesn't give a @#%& about labels and does what they want. Duct Tape Teens understand the concepts of originality and individuality and embrace them. Like rolls of duct tape, they are all different. They come from all walks of life, from different backgrounds, and in all shapes and sizes. Each has his or her own thoughts and beliefs, none dictated by others.
A Bubblegum Teen is a run-of-the-mill teenager. These people tend to be self-conscious about everything and very superficial. They happen to be addicted to being popular and pop culture. Usually, their conversations will consist of sex, beauty, whining, and boyfriends/girlfriends, and use internet slang in everyday life. They usually follow every trend and try to fit in. They scorn uniqueness, but encourage groupthink and conformity.
On the other hand, a Duct Tape Teen doesn't give a @#%& about labels and does what they want. Duct Tape Teens understand the concepts of originality and individuality and embrace them. Like rolls of duct tape, they are all different. They come from all walks of life, from different backgrounds, and in all shapes and sizes. Each has his or her own thoughts and beliefs, none dictated by others.
The main difference between a Duct Tape Teen and Bubblegum Teen:
An example of a Bubblegum Teen's conversation -
Teen 1: OMG, I can't believe Dylan dumped me for that fat bitch, Lynne! She is soo fugly, and I'm so 1337 with my makeup. I'm so pretty!!! LOLOLOL!!!
Teen 2: IKR? Lynne is soo n00bish! I'm so prettier than her with my Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch!
An example of a Duct Tape Teen's conversation* -
Teen 1: Hey, wanna go meet after school?
Teen 2: Sure, we can go skating, and hit the books, too. By the way, I like that skirt you made.
Teen 1: Thanks! I made it myself. See you there!
(* note that all Duct Tape Teens' conversations may not be like this, as they are all different.)
An example of a Bubblegum Teen's conversation -
Teen 1: OMG, I can't believe Dylan dumped me for that fat bitch, Lynne! She is soo fugly, and I'm so 1337 with my makeup. I'm so pretty!!! LOLOLOL!!!
Teen 2: IKR? Lynne is soo n00bish! I'm so prettier than her with my Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch!
An example of a Duct Tape Teen's conversation* -
Teen 1: Hey, wanna go meet after school?
Teen 2: Sure, we can go skating, and hit the books, too. By the way, I like that skirt you made.
Teen 1: Thanks! I made it myself. See you there!
(* note that all Duct Tape Teens' conversations may not be like this, as they are all different.)
by AllForSavingU October 18, 2012
Get the Duct Tape Teen and Bubblegum Teenmug.