mustards

A recently coined abbreviation for "muslim retards" in response to terrorist attacks and muslim's intolerance for universal human rights like freedom of expression and other religious beliefs.

Salman Taseer's death was celebrated by mustards.

Mustards believe that Allah is happy if you kill non muslims.

I hate you because you are not a muslim like me. Now you must die. Allah Ahkbar!, said the mustard.

by AmazingTruth February 26, 2011

muntard

A munter crossed with a retard.

Jade Goody is such a muntard!

by esqo December 9, 2008

Mugtard

A male that joins a beer club, only in the month of October, in order to receive weekly discounts on "award winning" cask-conditioned ales. This individual talks loudly, tells the same jokes each night, makes it impossible for a woman to sit at the bar in peace, might carry a man purse/fanny pack/satchel or book bag and is an "all nighter."

Larry: "Hey man, when did you become a Mugtard?"

Fred: "In October, you fucktard! Duh!"

Larry: "Just asking, jeez!"

Fred: "Wanna go trollin for veeg?"

by India P. Ale August 3, 2007

mustardy

An inate ability to conjure up a rousal of internal retardedness, as in to muster.

This vagina feels very mustardy.

by Carlton Weatherz222 November 29, 2013

slut mustard

A phrase used to describe anything used in procuring or during casual sex (i.e. alcoholic drinks, make-up, cum).

Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win. (from textsfromlsatnight.com)

She spilled slut mustard all over my nice shirt!

by lubelubelube June 28, 2009

twat mustard

Mustard Harvested from a womens twat.

Helmans Twat Mustard, Grey PooTwat, Heinz Twat Mustard

by Doug Leiser April 24, 2007

nob mustard

the big load of cum either shot in the ass, pussy, mouth or in the eyes

I let out a groan as I filled her full of nob mustard

by Mr.JJM August 24, 2006