pootwat

a cooler way of saying asshole. It works better to describe an asshole with heavy penile traffic.

... frankie's vadge was too loose so I put it in the pootwat!

pootwat by the jewelhammer December 6, 2006

pootwat

A female that wipes from back to front, spreading the funk, so to speak.

You just know Rebecca Black is a pootwat.

pootwat by your mom got it June 20, 2011

poodwattle

poodwattle

poodwattle: RanbooLive
RanbooLive: poodwattle

poodwattle by spawnoftheantichrist May 3, 2021

Mr. Pootato Head 

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

Mr. Pootato Head by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011

mashed pootatoes 

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

mashed pootatoes by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

pootwa 

vagina, pussy, good looking woman, woman who is dtf

Hey did you see Beyonce last night? She's a fine lookin piece of pootwa!

pootwa by snodrodicus April 25, 2011

pootato 

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

pootato by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004