pootwat

a cooler way of saying asshole. It works better to describe an asshole with heavy penile traffic.

... frankie's vadge was too loose so I put it in the pootwat!

by the jewelhammer November 27, 2006

pootwat

A female that wipes from back to front, spreading the funk, so to speak.

You just know Rebecca Black is a pootwat.

by your mom got it June 20, 2011