WAL*MART AQUARIUM

When someone doesn't flush the toilet and even leaves the seat up for greater impact.

" Get you pants on and drive me home..i am not staying with someone who leaves me a WAL*MART AQUARIUM..you are a pig."

Geeeze 3 of the 4 toilets here have WAL*MART AQUARIUMS...GAG..

by MADELINEC January 11, 2009

Martard

A Martard is a delusional blonde who thinks that lightning will strike twice in the form of 2 Stanley Cup visits to the state of California. Martards are easily distinguished by their shameless love of Arricks and their pleasing demeanor. When you encounter a Martard, leave them in their natural environment as picking them up may cause other Martards to no longer recognize them and even go so far as to disown them. Martards are a fragile bunch and although they are stunningly cute, they do not make good pets. Injured Martards should immediately be given 6 bottles of beer and released in the nearest Octopus-free body of water.

Although the word was originally believed to have been made to taunt a pretty girl who had an unnatural obsession with Patrick "No Show" Marleau, recent rumors place the origin of this word closer to an individual's obsession with Mustard.

You silly Martard, get off my nuts!

Oh Martard, you make me giggle.

Oh no! That Martard just got flattened by Kronwall!

Watch out Martard, there's Ducks in that water! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.

by ArrickW May 28, 2009

Wal-mart

A place where people like hold their family reunions making a ring in a main area of traffic flow and talk for hours and do not move out of the way when you want to get by.dumb asses.

Excuse me ,excuse me, idiots.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

Haji Mart

A convenience store and/or gas station owned by anyone of Middle Eastern or Indian ethnicity.

I'll be right back, I've got to run down to the Haji Mart and get some chips and soda and fill up the car.

by Turkey Trot December 28, 2010

tracy martel

a biological woman

please welcome to the stage... tracy martel !!!

by oh honeeeeeey May 24, 2020

Wal-Mart

A place where white trash hang out.

I'm going to Wal-Mart cuz I'm white trash.

I'm taking my family to dinner at the McDonald's in Wal-Mart cuz I'm white trash.

by jaydawg May 27, 2004

Wal Mart

an adjective; poor and white trash, lower class, no sense of style or taste. also can be used to describe something that caters to the lowest common denomonator of pop culture.

The tractor pull was so Wal Mart, there were so many mullets and fat chicks in sweatsuits there.

by BgBearCollegeGuy January 16, 2003