Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009

Mongoosing

When you hold the front brake on a rear wheel drive vehicle and then hit the gas until the rear tires start spinning. Also known as powerbraking

Me and the police were mongoosing in the Burger King parking lot!

by worldclasslifesaver August 16, 2011

Mongolian Eyebrow Tag

The act of two or more people running in ten-foot diameter circles trying to ejaculate and hit ones eyebrow with sperm.

Hey Tom, want to get some friends and play a game of Mongolian Eyebrow Tag after school?

by Isis Foot Fetish December 23, 2014

as a mongoose

an expression used to explain a great amount of wanting something

dude i am as hungry as a mongoose

by nick mackey November 13, 2006

mongolian rat trap

a sexual position performed by a man with a ferocious boner.
from behind your woman you put her in a full-nelson.
lift her off the ground with your boner/leg strength.
slam her facefirst into a hard surface, therefore looking like a rat trap...

"dude i mongolian rat trapped my girlfriend last night into my glass coffee table."
"nice mann... why is it called (mongolian)?"
"i dont know.."

by Oliver Clozov January 11, 2008

mongolian mudbog

Cum in the butt of your partner, then push them down on their stomach, you then proceed to stomp furiously on their butthole, till the cum and poo flow out.

Thats one hell of a mongolian mudbog!!!

by pool boy October 1, 2007

Mongolian Barbecue

a restaurant where you serve yourself with small, inconvient dishes that when you finally get to the grill. you only like 5 pieces of chicken

"im so hungry, lets go to Mongolian Barbecue!"
nah, you wont get any food, their dishes are to small

by usafchef September 10, 2011