Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you
*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*
Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood
Billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood
Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood
Billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood
by Those arab guys August 27, 2017
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Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"
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When, in a West Coast state. Specifically Oregon or Northern Calfornia, morning cloud cover blocks out the sun in the morning later to be burned off by the sun, in the summer season.
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Maria looked at the crimson sky and remarked, "Uh ohh. Red sky in the morning. Maybe we should cancel today's picnic."
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Dude: *sleeping*
Daisy: *farts really loudly*
Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!
Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.
Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!
Dude: *sleeping*
Daisy: *farts really loudly*
Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!
Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.
Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!
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