money light

The check engine light on a vehicle. It is referred to as a money light since a vehicle with this light illuminated will not pass state inspection until the problem causing the light is fixed; naturally costing the vehicle owner money.

I just spent $300 at the mechanic but that damn money light is still on!

money light by Kontrolfreak September 20, 2018

money cute 

Another way of saying - not broke. Having just enough money in the bank to frivolously spend on your capitalist agenda.

Anyone feeling money cute enough to go see Lil' Wayne?

money cute by unholydonut April 8, 2019

money tits 

When someone looks amazing.

Belinda looked at herself in the mirror and thought, “I look like the fucking money tits.”

money tits by Formerlyrepressedgeek October 18, 2019

Money Bear

A large gay sugar daddy, who also has a great deal of body hair.

Dude, how are you gonna pay for that? Don't worry, my Money Bear has me covered.

Money Bear by UncleHotDog July 17, 2020

Money Grows on Trees 

An author’s little-known truth, because trees give rise to lumber, which can then be converted to paper, before it is being used to print books, which earn the writer a cash lump sum or an obscene royalty.

In billions of homes, it’s not uncommon for parents telling their children off that money doesn’t grow on trees, or that money is hard to come by, but for millions of authors and publishers, the opposite is true: “Money grows on trees.”

Money Grows on Trees by Fasters April 26, 2023

money laundering 

1. when a group of criminal makes money out of illegal arms sales, smuggling, organized crime, drug trafficking, prostitution rings, embezzlement, insider trading, bribery and computer fraud schemes hide how they make their money by disguising the sources, changing the form, or moving the funds to a place where they are less likely to attract attention.
2. when you wash your pants and there is still money inside them

Money laundering is done on a world scale

money laundering by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

money power bitch 

1. A woman of considerable authority and financial security who usually has a disdain for men and views them as objects to be used and discarded in furtherance of her own acquisitions.
The power money bitch is concerned only with wealth or influence. She is submissive or subservient to no one. In movies, she is usually beautiful and/or considerably enhanced. She is like Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface. In real life, she smokes and has yellow teeth.

2. A hot ho. One who demands a lot of money for her services.

3. A pro athlete's trophy wife.

1. All women who seek position in government tend to be money power bitches, along with Ann Coulter, of course.

2. Jillian was hot as butter in summertime. She charged $50 for a handjob and clients gladly paid for her services. That's because she was a money power bitch.

3. Madonna was all tryin' to be A. Rod's money power bitch.

money power bitch by Noir August 5, 2009