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Mooney

Verb

The act of turning your back to someone, bending over and exposing your buttocks.
1. Dave gave the bouncer a Mooney

2. “That car almost hit you, give him a Mooney”
by dat guy1 December 18, 2024
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mooned

To surprisingly see someone's ass crack.
Kevin got mooned today at the Walmart because the cashier's pants were too big.
by granite14 February 14, 2025
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moulonely

When you're not hungry but can still eat because your mouth is lonely.
"I could have kept eating that sushi night because I was moulonely"
by Edart_8000 March 1, 2025
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Malone

Is a possessive adjective.

Indicating ownership of something particularly long, extended, or lengthy .
You: “Do you know Malone?”
Them: “Malone who?”
You: “Malone Dick”

Them: “Nahh.. not sure if i know him….. wait you mean the short guy??”
You: “ no dude it was a jok—“
Them: “ OHH HIM! Ain't he’s the dude that’s friends with Ligma?”
by TrueStoriesByMalone March 5, 2025
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Moronese

: The language of the stupid. Namely those on the lower half of the IQ curve.
Common characteristics of Moronese include the following:
1. Frequent usage of 'crutch' or 'filler' words. I.e, words used when one is at a loss for words, such as "um," "ah," "so," and "you know".
2. Highly repetitive usage of 'fluff words'. Obnoxiously and excessively used at least once in almost every sentence. I.e, "you know", "like", "totally", etc.
3. Frequent usage of $10 words. I.e., long and uncommon words used in place of shorter and simpler words to the create the illusion of intelligence or sophistication. Often used out of context.

4. Dragging out stories. Taking 15 minutes to describe something that could be easily described in 15 seconds. Typically the speaker fails miserably in illustrating the point if there is one, or providing any useful information.

5. Habitually using the same words out of context. A few common Moronese examples include:
a. Using the word 'irony' to describe a coincidence.
b. Using the word 'literally' to describe a metaphor.

c. Sarcasm used to refer to disagreeableness.

6. Talking too fast. Unless you're an auctioneer, talking at warp speed is neither useful, nor clever, nor impressive.
Moronese example: "You know like it's uh like totally ironic that you and me both showed up to the party wearing the same dress. I was literally dying from laughing so hard. Irregardless well uh have to insure that this like doesn't never happen again. "
by Dimebag Donny May 2, 2025
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Mooner

A person who repeatedly takes advantage of friends or relationships for personal gain, often acting out of desperation, making the same mistakes, and returning seeking forgiveness after each fallout.
Ryan is being such a mooner lately
by Mr.blacky June 20, 2025
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Mooned

Exposed one's bare buttcheeks towards
by anonymous June 21, 2025
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