moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.

That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

moist towelette

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

by MrT1ki July 10, 2007

Moistees

noun: what happens when a female or homosexual man becomes sexually aroused. Causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the vagina walls and/or rectum.

Dude, I just gave Gina the moistees.

Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?

Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.

by Not Jordan and Brandon May 7, 2009

moist flap

A discharge of something usually sticky from the the pelvis, by flapping your legs.

Adam released a moist flap on the dog

by Nan.nan December 9, 2016

Moisterous

When moist just is too moist.

Her body was too moisterous.

by Verno T December 9, 2016

moist grunge

A moist grunge is what I'd call a wet growler/clunge (vagina). Someone with a moist grunge is someone that's ready to rock the sheets! You better give her what she wants otherwise that growler is gonna get ya!

"Hey did you see that girls moist grunge?"
"Oml she has such a soggy fanny!"

by Madeleine-Louise September 15, 2017

moist memes

A type of meme that is not soaked, nor is it dry, but just enough moisture to the point of it not to dank or lit, but right there.

Mom: Son! what is that your watching!? is it a Dank me!!??

Son: No mom, I am not allowed to watch dank memes, so, I'm watching some moist memes.

by yeetboy21 February 28, 2018