Bernie Math

The phenomenon where Bernie Sanders is

actually winning despite being behind in the polls and losing every election. If you add how much birds like him, subtract the super delegates, and multiply it by the amount of energy he has, he secretly has enough delegate support to be President. The Lamestream Media just isn't telling you.
All my friends are voting for him, so he has to win!

Dude. That's Bernie Math. He has four delegates.
by John_Garza89 August 28, 2019
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Math Test

Another word for boner. It originated from an unforgivable remake video on youtube. The narrator says " my dick was harder than a math test". Thus sparking math test as code for boner. The significance of math test is that it is used as code for males. Primaraly in school, for instance if your sitting down and you have a boner and your teacher calls on you, you tell your fellow male friend that you have one and he vouches for you by taking your spot and going to the front of the classroom to spare your embarrassment of having a boner.
"dude epic math test"
by bigtexasmoose December 2, 2007
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meth math

When the meth-addled mind descends into delusions involving equations.
Misty Christy does meth math: "square root of (good + evil) is positive, but if it's minus negative, so if you cancel out evil, you get me, that means I'm god. QED. See Mondo? I just proved that I'm god, mathematically, how cool is that. I'm god."
by helleborine February 25, 2010
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Girl Math

The fuzzy-and-funny logic used by female digital natives (who proudly boast about not being born or blessed with the “math gene”) to rationalize why they are getting a pretty good deal as far as their time, money, and convenience are concerned, compared to those who think or act differently from them.
“Girl math” may debatably be likened to the female equivalent of Yogi-isms or Yogi Berra’s “aphorisms.”
by Numerati October 7, 2023
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Quick Maths

A phrase used to simplify 2+2=4 4-1=3 used by Big Shaq (the one and only) in his one (and only) song, Man's Not Hot.
Ol' tight be geddem as wew. Boom. 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths.
by Poopoocacaheadblackaisan January 12, 2018
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Grammatical Math

When the words you are saying do not add up correctly to make sense.
"I was the only one to help set up for the party today and I did everything" "Didn't Mark, Jim and Pam help you set up? That grammatical math don't add up."
by soultoast unlimited March 21, 2021
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Math Zone

A time in ones life that may come more often for some than others. This "Zone" is a frenzy of the mathical kind. During ones "Math Zone" the person is confident with their math abilities and even ENJOYS math. Nerds are prone to this "Zone".
Person 1: "Hey can you ask such and such for his ruler?"
Person 2: "Don't bother man, he's in his math zone"
by It's me, Satan. May 16, 2011
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