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Soggy Mask

The sexual act where your partner has an unwashed, sweaty asshole/crack and sits on your face.
Yesterday I did 9 hours of yard work then went inside and gave my girl a soggy mask.
by Binstep March 22, 2020
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sucking mask

When you’re working out with a mask on and breathing hard so that you’re sucking your mask in & out as you breathe.
I don’t mind wearing a mask, but I know I need to work out more with all the sucking mask I do during cardio!
by Brooklyn Byrnes April 22, 2021
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The masked celebrity

The weirdest show were 5 dumbass celebs try to figure out wich celebrity is behind a mask singing.
John:have you heard of the masked celebrity Joe:no John:then your not dumb
by Hi ur mom is straight February 16, 2019
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Half masked

When someone hangs their mask off one of their ears
The grocery worker was scolded by his manager fot being half masked while filling the shelves.
by Countercorkscrew June 30, 2020
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mask debate

A saying that was commonly used in the news during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic when talking about people debating about the use and effectiveness of masks. However, the word sounds like "masturbate".
News Anchor: "The great mask debate is raging on..."
Person watching the news: "What the fuck did they just say?"
by maddytheweirdo December 4, 2021
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Mask Mad

Mask Mad – an assumed state due to the misinterpretation of spoken words while wearing a mask
“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”

“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”

“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”

“The witch is banking online.”
Dirty cash.”

“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”

“Candle with hair.”
Expensive.”

“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”

“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”

“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”

“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
by Option 22 July 14, 2020
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Mask Bouncer

The employees at the doors of stores that will kick you out if you do not have a mask, they may also be responsible for limiting the amount of people in a store or other business for the sake of socially dostancing, as well as only allowing one person per household or other such policies. They have sprung up in the midst of the Coronavirus epidemic of 2020 and have been at almost every public business, as many states and citites have made if illegal to allow people into an indoor public place without a mask.
Mask Bouncer: “Excuse me sir, May you please wear a mask”

Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”

Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”

Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”

Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”
by Maskerator July 8, 2020
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