A Mando Aldana

A Mexican wet back spick degenerate from the greasiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay that has no moral compass, class and can’t even come close to acting like a respectable gentlemen. Who didn’t go to college so he resorts to stealing peoples kidneys, stealing peoples house, bed room and car keys and making copies of them to steal, stalk or harm them, snorting chemicals, glass or poison from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension hi jacking 3rd Dimensional Humans bodies and making them snort that harmful crap, pooping on people from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension like to Elohim God Ptah (Phil Piquet Vargas) from the Aurora Universe 1 Milky Way Galaxy of planet Earth and selling there kidneys on the black market

Oh come on Man don’t pull a Mando Aldana on me or I will deport you to Mexico like Donald Trump would to a piece of shit Mexican breaking the American Laws

by A God known as Ptah March 26, 2022

True mandem

A true mandem is someone who let's the other mandem clap their cheeks

1-There's a new true mandem at school
2-Ya u met them in the bathroom yesterday
1-Imma go today

by Rendev June 3, 2022

rusty mandolin

Similar to the Rusty Trombone but , in this case a woman is getting her ass eaten from behind while the eater reaches around and fondles her “mandolin”

Chad why your breath smell like ass?
Bruh I gave this chick a rusty mandolin last night, she needed to wash that ass!

by Dick Fitzwell70 July 21, 2022

whetstone mandem

popular group within the whetstone community, close allies with north finchley mandem. loves doing a bit of greek dancing. leader: theo. (lads got a god-sized dick).

the whetstone mandem were doing some greek dancing one day in the street

by kew mandem December 23, 2025

reppin the mandem

repine it for the boys, getting repetition for the mandem

"Why'd you do that for"

"Reppin the mandem"

by [e-mail] March 8, 2017

3 Piu Mandaments

The mandaments of a portuguese university's professor
1st Mandament: Piu;
2nd Piu: Piu;
Piu piu: Piu;

When using Piu in a conversation:
- You automatically "win" the situation:

1) Reflects the argument, if the conversation is to continue

2) Ends the argument with no possible comeback
3) Or it can be used as a short version of "that's what you get"

Obs: Piu is known as bird's noise

When using the 3 Piu Mandaments, there's no requirements, you just need to say "Piu" that's the whole foundation

1) Person 1: You're a dick!

Person 2: Piu

(Now Person 1 is the dick)

2) Same as 1) but Person 1 isn't the dick because Person 2 just doesn't care

3) Person 1: Ah s*** I didn't deliver the project on time

Person 2: Ohhh, piu.

by jeremiasoreidokuduro October 10, 2019

Init the mandem

A roadmap pgrase that mainley annoying 12 year olds say to “act hard”

12 year old acting hard: Meet me at the chicken shop
Other 12 year old acting hard: init the mandem

by Tyeposmecunt October 21, 2019