Typically used by fraternity members, the risk manager assesses the drunkenness of their fellow members and lets them know how many more drinks they can have before reaching a level where they would experience “whiskey dick”
Michael: Yooo Tom as risk manager, I’ve had 12 drinks in 3 hours but really want to hook up with this girl and also keep drinking, what’s my risk status?
Tom: Thanks for asking Michael, judging off of your height and weight and your history, I’d say you’re at a level 7 and could have 2-3 more beverages.
Michael: Thanks Tom
Tom: Thanks for asking Michael, judging off of your height and weight and your history, I’d say you’re at a level 7 and could have 2-3 more beverages.
Michael: Thanks Tom
by Just Tom November 8, 2017
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Joe thought becoming a tour manager would be easy until someone broke into the van and stole his palm pilot.
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The tastiest of manged monkeys. No other manged monkey compares to the mangeus monkeus el brinias. Please see manged monkey
by CT January 1, 2005
Get the brina's manged monkey mug.The Task Manager Lag comes about when the user is trying to shut a program down in one of the versions of Microsoft Windows. The Task Manager, which can be accessed by moving the Mouse-Pointer to the Taskbar at the Bottom of the screen; then using the Right-Click Button on the Mouse; which then lets you can choose the (Task Manager). In "ALL" of the versions of Microsoft Windows the Task Manager has always had a very long lag time between the point where you choose to Shut the Program down; to where the program actually closes down. This Lag-Time is something Microsoft just seems unable, or unwilling to correct.
Real Player is such junk! And every time I go to shut it down, the Task Manager Lag can be easily a minute! In over 15 years Microsoft still hasn't been able to fix this giant problem!
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It is a way for upper management to claim they are "working with the employees" but doesn't make them do much work.
It is a way for upper management to claim they are "working with the employees" but doesn't make them do much work.
When I see the general manager wielding his manager stick, I wonder how many other people can see through the facade.
by Downvoting Victim November 4, 2012
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Dom appointed himself the manager of ideas at the velvet dog and thus the bouncer did not kick him out of the club when he put a plant in the toilet bowel.
by Andy March 14, 2005
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