Malachitis

Malachitis is a disease caused by falling in love with a man named Malachi, also characterized by single motherhood, chronic inability to trust males, flinch reflex, and other symptoms associated with Stockholm syndrome. Any females with malachitis should be strictly avoided as they are usually chronic and it is not cured quick. Malachitis can also be cause by dead beat baby daddies, not limited to malachitis but can be called any name of your baby daddy. Usually this term is used for any borderline abusive or abusive lover for which you cannot let go of. Root “malachi” can be exchanged for any name. Can only be cured by serious lifestyle changes including but not limited too whoever ____-itis the person has.

“Markitis”

“Halitis”

“alexitis”

“Michaelitis”

Are also examples of this condition

“Oh.. She has Malachitis- just won’t let him go!”

“Oh, He has Shirly-itis, too! Trying my best to make him leave her bitch-ass”

by KinoStar99999 January 11, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He remembers the little things and will treat you like a princess(even if you aren’t dating). He is a gentleman and God honoring man. You will get lost in his warm brown eyes and his smile is the cutest thing ever. His hugs are even better. They make you forget everything that is bothering you. Malachi always makes people feel included and never stops putting others first. He is talented and does his best 100% of the time. And you can’t forget how strong he is. He is what keeps you going and is one of the best friends you could ever have!!

brother: “malachi is the only boy you can date”
dad: “how’s malachi”

mom: “malachi is such a cutie”

by wannaplayfortnite12345 January 13, 2023

Malachi

A very tall handsome boy. Attends best football school in Trinidad and tobago. He also gets very annoying when hes comfortable around you. Has amazing friends and is very good at football.

I wonder if Australia does walk upsidedown? -Malachi

by anonymous January 21, 2023

Malachi

A not so kind person when you get to know him. he can be snarky and snotty. he’s a mean person

wow malachi is kind poopy

by Nyasiaaa February 15, 2023

Malachi Edwards

Black man from New England

Koolaid drinking Malachi Edwards loves white girls

by WatermelonMuncher March 5, 2023

Malackh

A culmination of different genres formed into one for the purpose of uplifting and moving people closer to Jesus Christ. The main genres include rap, rock n roll, country, gospel, pop, & sung poetry. The genre was created by Da Soldier and is yet to reach its peak.

Malackh will be a world known genre soon!

by jesuschristisotw March 14, 2023

Malachi

An amazing person with blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, and average height. He knows how to make the people he loves feel special. He's also better than people named Zane.

Elijah" I fucking hate people named Malachi."

by sugmaballspls April 8, 2023