When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
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An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020
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An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
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by random_boiz October 26, 2020
Get the Get a Trump Lung mug for your barber Bob. mug.Phlegm. The thicker, the more yellow, the more flavorful, the better...I wouldn’t recommend spreading it on your toast though.
The worst part of being sick is hacking up a mouthful of lung butter when you have no place to spit.
by LeftCoastOriginal November 19, 2018
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Get the lung lock mug.When working at great Wolf lodge a lil too much and you get sick like symptoms (coughing, sore throat, PAIN, etc)
by thomasduhgoat December 1, 2021
Get the lodge lung mug.Also known as a parachute bong, the lung is a crude, homemade smoking device that is typically used for consuming cannabis. The device operates similarly to a "bucket bong", wherein negative pressure is used to draw air through a bowl of lit material, filling the vessel with smoke.
Materials -
* A plastic bottle with a cap (2L is my personal preference)
* Duct tape, electrician tape, masking tape, etc
*A bread bag (a small, plastic shopping bag could also work)
*scissors/knife
*any socket roughly the circumference of your finger or thumb (socket or bowl size is really a matter of personal preference)
How to make -
*Remove the label from the plastic bottle and cut the bottom out of it.
*Place the opening of the bread bag around the bottom of the bottle.
*Secure the bag to the bottle with tape and ensure that the seal is airtight, this can be done by inhaling through it.
*Burn a small hole in the cap for the bottle, but make it smaller than the width of the socket (I'll explain)
*When the hole is close to the size of the socket gently heat the plastic so it's malleable
*Attempt to push the socket through the hole and allow the plastic to cool (this will ensure it's airtight too)
*Pack a bowl and light up!
How to use -
Light the material while simultaneously pulling the bread bag, filling the bottle with smoke, remove the cap, inhale and enjoy.
Materials -
* A plastic bottle with a cap (2L is my personal preference)
* Duct tape, electrician tape, masking tape, etc
*A bread bag (a small, plastic shopping bag could also work)
*scissors/knife
*any socket roughly the circumference of your finger or thumb (socket or bowl size is really a matter of personal preference)
How to make -
*Remove the label from the plastic bottle and cut the bottom out of it.
*Place the opening of the bread bag around the bottom of the bottle.
*Secure the bag to the bottle with tape and ensure that the seal is airtight, this can be done by inhaling through it.
*Burn a small hole in the cap for the bottle, but make it smaller than the width of the socket (I'll explain)
*When the hole is close to the size of the socket gently heat the plastic so it's malleable
*Attempt to push the socket through the hole and allow the plastic to cool (this will ensure it's airtight too)
*Pack a bowl and light up!
How to use -
Light the material while simultaneously pulling the bread bag, filling the bottle with smoke, remove the cap, inhale and enjoy.
Hey wanna do a burn?
I got no papers.
All good bro, I made this lung last night it fucking rips hard.
Oh fuck, I haven't used one of those since highschool!
I got no papers.
All good bro, I made this lung last night it fucking rips hard.
Oh fuck, I haven't used one of those since highschool!
by SadSatan January 2, 2019
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James: “*cough* *cough* fuck me mate that cone romped me”
Jamie: “that definitely gave you moss lungs”
Jamie: “that definitely gave you moss lungs”
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