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lmao

this infamous internet expression can also stand for licking myself all over, as has been pointed out to me...
<insert emo lyric here> says: lmao
<insert other emo lyric here> says: EWWW!!! dont you know what that means?
<insert emo lyric here> says: yes i do...I'm trying 2 b feral! :)
by julz R. February 7, 2007
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lampoon

What one gets before one is charged with both statutory rape and bestiality.
Sexual Deviant: I'm so horny for lampoon.
Associate of Sexual Deviant: Ewe should be ashamed of yourself.
Random Urban Dictionary User: PUNS PWN!
by jgthomas January 13, 2007
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lmaoamepao

It is like lolamepao but instead of lol it has lmao. lmaoamepao means laugh my ass off and maybe even pee all over.
Jacqueline: Remember when Maddie fell down the staris at school?

Lauren: Yes! I was a total lmaoamepao moment!
by jaqmccomb June 25, 2008
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dirty lampost

Putting Reeses peanut butter on your hands, and slapping an individual a hi-five (or low five!) that posesses peanut allergies. After this, tell them you are going to call the hospital, but don't
College Guy 1: Yo i had this really gay roomate last semester, but i managed to get a new one
College Dude 4: Really how'd you manage to Pull that off
College Guy 1: i gave that faggot a dirty lampost and now hes dead
College Dude 4: Nice, you rule almost as much as Project Pat
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LMAO

In some cultures, it is an insult to be called an ostrich.
So LMAO can also mean "Leave me alone ostrich".
I continually hear this from my South African friends.
Friends??? Wait a minute!!
LMAO!!
Stop texting me.
Erase my phone number from your contacts.
by Poky January 22, 2014
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lmao

licking mum's anal openings
by frm_siren September 15, 2005
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Laugh My Ass Off

Similiar to LMFAO Laugh My Fucking Ass Off

Used online, In chatrooms , forums etc. Along with other short words such as LOL And ROFL.
Kinghorn: Hey, Did you see that Tyson has started doing balet?

Ablett : LMAO!!!
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