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Land Hoe

A female that looks good from a far but not up close.
I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.
by Mynameissev October 26, 2018
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Tortilla Land

Dripping hot queso all over a man's body while spanking him with a tortilla.
-How was your date with Ignacio last night?

-It was beautiful, he took me to Tortilla Land.
by IdRathaGoIgnant October 22, 2013
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Land Manatee

A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.
Whoa ! Lookee there. It's a Land Manatee. Guard your snacks.
by hawke4me May 25, 2020
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landing pad

Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
by cut the cards February 5, 2023
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citrus land

Citrus Land is a gaming community In Hilliard, Ohio, known for it’s unblocked games, YT unblocker, and gallery of fan-made art. It was briefly a religious cult about worshiping the mascot, Citrus Man, and his godly power.
Supporters of the website like to write CitrusLand.weebly.com, the url, on every place imaginable.
Someone tagged the url to Citrus Land on my dog!
by CitrusBro March 18, 2022
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Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.
"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."
by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017
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Nintendo Land

One of the best games ever created, containing games such as pikimin and legend of zelda. Played on the Wii U
Jim: Broooo i just got every trophy in nintendo land
any sane person: Jim, this is why you don’t have a girlfriend
by Eeeeert October 24, 2020
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