Land clam

A garlicky and fleshy boiled snail otherwise know as escargo.

I can't believe she ordered the land clams at a bowling alley.

by Ryan 3000 August 20, 2017

land hunters

Hunters and Sportsmen hunting on US public lands

The land hunters shot a deer.

by thelandman August 26, 2017

Land mine

This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline

Dude that Land mine gave me stank dick for weeks

by Fucmehjerry April 20, 2018

land text

a postcard

I haven't heard from Sally in years, until she sent me a land text from Istanbul.

by journalismo May 5, 2018

Land breeze geezer

An old man that lives in the sea that uses the land breeze to pull ships towards him so he can kidnap them he is an important character in Norse mythology but goes by the name of chango

The land breeze geezer beat thor

by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018

Land breeze geezer

Old geezer that lives in the sea that pulls kids towards that harnesses the power of the land breeze

The land breeze geezer took huajeet

by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018

Land Fish

Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.

Emil: “hey Mali you’re a land fish”
Mali: “lmaooooo, ouch”

by Maiskolbe April 21, 2019