Kryptic

21:52:02 Kryptic> Kryptic>>>>One who slaps himself stupid. <- he even said so himself

* Kryptic slaps himself stupid for not getting his name right.

by Jackass October 14, 2004

Kryston

A honest individual, very creative especially during sex. Likes to touch kitty cat butt holes, and generally dates people named Kyle. Can be a psycho horny pedophile. Favorite snack is turtle poop.

"God she is such a Kryston, look at all the turtle poop she is eating!"

by Dickbitter September 28, 2011

Krystal

Kind of a bitch. She speaks too well and she lacks compassion for the homeless. She may have a home. but that doesn't make her better than me. I'm not going to call her a cunt and a bitch because that's beneath me, but lesbihonest she has a huge mouth if you know what I mean.

Krystal: We should hang out

Simon: No, I'm sorry, we shouldn't. My lice ain't interested.

by Simon11 February 2, 2013

kryptonite

Marijuana(ussaly dro) mixed with crack cocaine

yo Im on that kryptonite, strait up on dat kryptonite

by goooooooogle bob October 14, 2006

Krystal Kat2

Sex confusion. Person one and person two is talking about person one tanking three 5 minute TBs at MB last night with a cute ahrims team after them (Havoc). Krystal Kat2 was hybriding him. Person one: She was barraging me in torags, rofl!!!Person two: He's actually a guy..

Person one and person two is talking about person one tanking three 5 minute TBs at MB last night with a cute ahrims team after them (Havoc). Krystal Kat2 was hybriding him.
Person one: She was barraging me in torags, rofl!!!
Person two: He's actually a guy..

by Sindresinsuperfan January 21, 2010

Black Woman's Kryptonite

Water

I actually despise water, but that makes sense--water is the black woman's kryptonite.

by JT3JC May 5, 2012

Krystal

a krystal is a pretty pile of shit!

look at that krystal that the Horse just laid
That guy has some good krystal}

by John Strubble June 18, 2008