jobsecuring

The act of securing your job by writing code that only the writer can read.

I looked at this code for 10 seconds and new immediately, Jason's been jobsecuring again!

by Word Guy March 17, 2005

Joose Lipstick

The color your mouth and lips turn after drinking a Joose. A dead give away that your drunk..or getting there.

John: Woah that girls dancing crazy, you think she's drunk?
Mitch: Yeah for sure
John: How can you tell?
Mitch: Dude, just check out her Joose lipstick!

by Jo-Weezy March 27, 2009

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004

blow jobs

When the female sucks the male's penis untill it is hard and firm. (blowing it up-inflating)

whoa baby... your blow job really inflated my dick. May i return the favor?

by Turnpickle April 25, 2003

steve jobs-ing

When you take acid and are productive.

I'd rather not lay and look at the clouds all day I have work to do; I'm Steve Jobs-ing

by C. Digger July 2, 2016

Jools

The hottest guy on the block. Party animal who will try anything, always looks out for his friends and is a real mummy’s boy.

Boy1: Do you think jools will come out tonight?
Boy2: has he ever missed a night out?
Boy3: nope.

by Krazy kat March 11, 2018

Jools

Jools is a dumbass kid that doesn't have a big dick he's has a peanut as a penis and has a terrible foot fungus

Oh hes such a Jools

Yea right

by penisfish123 September 2, 2021