c.i.p.

Crip In Peace. As in a member of the Crip gang that has died.

Yo dat G from the west side got got. Yo Crip In Peace (C.I.P.), Homey.

by Jizzy50 October 25, 2007

iPoned

1) a) What people who buy the iPhone 4 on Verizon now will be when the iPhone 5 comes out in the Summer.

b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.

a) bought the iPhone as soon as he could when the iPhone 4 came out on Verizon; now, he's contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iPhone 5 was released. He sure got iPoned!

b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.

by Flirm Li January 20, 2011

Shot on iPhone

Another one of Apple's stupid marketing campaigns to try and justify to their customers why they should pay insane amounts for the same phone with an "s" behind the number.

Jack: Another one of these stupid "Shot on iPhone" commercials.

by Mr. Smeef August 2, 2016

ipoditis

a disorder in which the inhabitant ignores people while listening to his ipod, causes inhabitant to pretend not to hear people, when he/she knows your talking to him, also refered to as being an asshole

caused by a parisite known as ipods

list of parisites: ipod shuffle, ipod 30gb, ipod 40gb, ipod nano, ipod mini, and all other ipods

mother:i think somethings wrong with my son!
doctor: you son has a severe case of ipoditis
mother:is there a cure:
doctor: yeah (takes ipod and smashes it)
kid: what the hell are you doing!?
doctor: withdrawl symptoms should last about a week...

by johnathan in alabama January 2, 2007

iphone 11

The iPhone that looks like a fidget spinner

The iphone 11 used to flex on you shitty friends

by floppymonkey07 September 13, 2019

ipod depression

when your ipod is out of battery and you are imcapable of charging.

Dude this car ride sucks. I'm suffering from ipod depression.

by mattypatty February 12, 2009

ipod photo

Upgraded version of the iPod. It is the best iPod around! It consists of a 65k screen which has the capabilities of viewing colourful photos as well as music. Can store up to 15,000 songs or 25,000 photos(60gb)

"Hey guess what? I bought an iPod photo yesterday!"

by If_You_think_school_is_bad May 20, 2005