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checking a bag

To make a large sum of money
by mr. b January 2, 2014
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Stalker Check

Stalker Check is an application developed for social networking sites, specifically facebook and twitter.

This app does not actually tell you who is stalking you over the internet, for as the app originally clearly stated (this has for some reason been removed) that real stalkers (ie people who view your page/photos all the time) are protected under facebook/twitter privacy.

what this app actually does is rank people in your friends on how many of the last 200 interactions on your page (wall posts, photo comments, status comments, etc) involved each person. as a result, this app is much more like a 'top friends' app.

however, it has amassed great popularity, becoming the latest craze to sweep facebook. there is a steadily growing tendency to screenshot the stalker list, upload it as a picture, then tag everyone in it. this annoys a lot of people.

in the early stages of this app there were many problems, which have been mostly patched. however, there is still a slight discrepancy occasionally when viewing a friends stalker list.
Guy 1: Wow, that girl, (insert hot chick here) has been stalking me!

Guy 2: What gives you that impression?

Guy 1: Stalker Check!

Guy 2: If she were really stalking you, she would be protected by facebook privacy!
by AdamskiAnnihilation August 6, 2009
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Stalker Check

An application on the social networking site Facebook. Many users may not realise that it actually doesn't count page views or private messages due to the Facebook Privacy Policy. This application ranks your friends based on how often they interact with your Facebook wall, e.g. wall posts, comments, likes, gifts. Has recently changed name to Fan Check.
"Hey, you perv your my #1 stalker on Stalker Check. WTF?!"

"Yeah thats because I 'like' every message you post!"
by AhoyAhoy! August 6, 2009
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check their oil

When you stick your finger up your opponent's asshole.
"Bro if he's got you in a hold check their oil, he'll let go.... unless he's gay then hang on for a ride homie"
by Fuck you Hillary November 23, 2016
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Legit Check

A post to show whether the seller is legit.
(Runs a Legit Check)

"Is @zeesourcedit legit?"

Yes :)
by sneakerhead112333 April 12, 2022
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chump check

1) When someone is engaging in chump behavior, and they are checked on it by someone that knows better.

2) When someone intentionally tries to catch someone off-guard by doing something only a chump would fall for; often used in gaming circles.
1) Totally chump checked that dude on my Facebook that shared some dumb article with no sources.

2) At first I was overthinking it and trying way too hard to be tactical, but eventually I just started spamming smash attacks and chump checked his ass; turns out his defensive game is garbage.
by nothintoit December 22, 2021
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glitter check

another word for pap smear. "pap" makes you think of sounds,like popping, smacking, or old people without teeth gumming food. smear gives the false illusion of bagels being in the picture.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.
A:I totally went to the gyno for a glitter check.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.
by Zhi March 13, 2008
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