Husband Hole

A mans asshole that is able to accommodate a large penis on a regular basis while still maintaining tightness.

I went on a few dates with this guy and he has such a husband hole. He took it no problem and it didn't feel used at all.

by queuethequeue December 25, 2023

Husbandification

The process of viewing or using a man as a means to an end, either for social mobility, financial security, or child-bearing.

She didn't want me for my personality or because she found me physically attractive. She only found me desirable because I'm a home-owner with a steady income. I am sick of the husbandification. I'm not a meal ticket-- I just want to smash!!

by 21st Centry Dandy January 17, 2024

Hunbabe

A Hun babe is typically a woman that shops at B&M and Home Bargains using an M&S bag for life, drives a 2008 Vauxhall Mokka, aspires to drive a BMW X5 or Range Rover Evoque.

Yeah you aight Babe, just been to Home Bagains, ran out of the pink stuff and Fabulousa. How are you hun?

I’m just gonna pop into B&M and get a new Grey Mat because the frenchie did a shit on the Live Laugh Love Mat last night xo

Love Ya, hunbabe xo

by Bobstarr0 January 27, 2024

Hunbabe

A Lady of higher class. Typically shops at discount retailers with a premium department store plastic bag for life.

Oh wow Dave, why did you let the misses Hunbabe the house?

Grey carpet, grey walls, what’s next? An air fryer and French bulldog?

by Bobstarr0 January 30, 2024

husband head

Slang for being in that “husband” state of mind where you are thinking and acting just like a husband, especially as it pertains to being emotionally disengaged or verbally unresponsive.

Oh well, I have a very bad case of spousehearing right now, I am the total poster boy for husband head!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 30, 2024

Hubabub

Someone who is stupid and incomprehensible

Billy is quite the hubabub

by Twobags May 7, 2024

hubabub

Someone who is stupid and incomprehensible

My friend is quite the hubabub

by Twobags May 7, 2024