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Hoff

When one vehemently huffs a toxic chemical out of a brown paper bag by simultaneously inhaling through the nose and mouth.
"Dude, I totally got some Formaldehyde from the mortician! You wanna Hoff after 3rd period?"

"Fuck yeah I do bro, I've mastered circular breathing. That Asian kids dad taught me how to do it."

"Oh, the one that's doing your math homework?"

"Fuck yeah bro, FUCK.... YEAH!
by Professor Tweedledick February 5, 2012
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Hoffarth

Weirdos, Crazy. If you have a friend with the last name you are lucky because they are very extreme but will back you up no matter what.
Oh, your friends with a Hoffarth I am just going to... (runs away)
by 8ttihosghfsotm April 3, 2022
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charlie jane hoffarth

a massive but skinny legend that many adore. she may also go by CJ.
you are such a charlie jane hoffarth!”
by squishmallowluvr May 5, 2024
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heffaty

1.) An ex-actress in downtown L.A. Often found by a fast food place.

2.) An extremely large woman found right outside Starbucks in those little tables on the sidewalks, drinking a cappuccino and remembering the old days and crying while eating a whopper.
1.) She's such a freakin heffaty dude. Look at her standing in that line, she's almost too big for it!

2.) Just look near a Starbucks.
by Josephine July 9, 2005
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hoffentlich

Pronunciation: HO feet LEECH Origin: I think it comes from German since a guy named Hans said it to me. 1. An adjective that is used to describe something that hasn't changed since last November. 2. A word that is commonly used by senior enlisted army personnel to confuse the rest of us.
Here are the bus routes, so you can provide these with your individual replacements. Hoffentlich they haven’t changed since then…
by The Scott Head August 23, 2006
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haffabe

1. Something that one is required to do. Typically a task that is time restricted.

2. Small breast size, similar to that of an 'A' cup. Typically used when describing disappointment.
1. Yo man, I haffabe at da weed man's by five!

2. Bitch took off da push up and dem breastes was about a haffabe! Damn!
by Kyti October 18, 2008
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Hofactor

The overall amount of females in attendance at a particular event or bar.
Jim asked Fred, "Yo Fred, what's the HOFACTOR tonight?" "Dude...it's high! You need to get down here!"
by DK Rock Don December 17, 2008
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