halloween

a useless "holiday" that is an excuse for children to get free food

halloween is the embodiment of free candy

by ladibas October 20, 2020

Halloween

The night of the year where teenagers drink and shoot fireworks until after midnight

Well so whats the story about halloween

by yer bai from the moy October 26, 2020

Halloween Hotdog

A severed penis covered in blood and shit ready to eat.

Person1: What’s your favorite food?
Person2: Halloween Hotdogs!
Person3: The fuck

by The_Halloween_Slang_Man October 27, 2020

Halloween

Today
I know this won't make sense in November or the next 365 days but ok

Halloween is only cool if your 5 or a drunk teen

by WTMS369 October 31, 2020

Halloween wank

The spooky scary sticky substance that is in preparation for the worst month of your life

Chad 1: yo, how was your Halloween wank bro?

Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK

by 3SGZ_OLLIE_C_1 October 31, 2020

Halloween

Something that we didn't have in the year 2020

Person 1: '' Oi mate, Halloween is canceled this year due to the C-word''
Person 2: '' Are you f***ing kidding me, mate !!''

by THEREX November 4, 2020

Halloween

Satan's day where children go knock on people's doors at night in costumes and ask for candy and then eat all of it and gets mega suger high.

Today is halloween aka the day to worship satan and eat candy

by MelonPanda January 4, 2021