Hasin

A fun guy that would be a great person to hang out with he is smart fun and plays games. He is shorter than ads.

Person 1: "Hey Hasin how you doing today"
The Hasin: "great what about you"

by RealDefinitions2.0 May 8, 2022

Hasini

Hasini is an awesome, hot, funny girl who just understands who you are and what kind of a person you are. You're lucky if you have a girlfriend named Hasini because it's so unique, you'll know when it's her or not that you love

Damn, that girl's name is probably Hasini cause she's hot af.

by CocPlayer05 June 14, 2022

Hasin

When you are used to shitty situationships and relationships and then you finally find a person that has you down bad thinking in ways you never have before.

Girl 1 " This man be hasin me"
Girl 2 " girl my man be hasin me too"

by Cassandra1995 September 4, 2023

Sam Hastings

In cooking, to overuse garlic or undercook potatos.

He's pulled a Sam Hastings.

by Captain Scotch Egg January 15, 2010

reed hastings

The worst business blunder that can made at any given moment which always results in the immediate loss of an important contract.

Our business relationship with the county school board was excellent until Gary pulled a reed hastings and got caught downloading over 60 giga-bites of gay midget kiddie porn on the school nurses computers.

by OXXO and XOOX November 5, 2011

self-hating bro

bros who dress like hipsters, carry skateboards around but never ride them, and hate on other bros but run around screaming "YOLO"

self-hating bro 1: ay brah, check out my dope plaid-lumberjack shirt, brah.

self-hating bro 2: AWESOME. so glad we're not like those frat idiots...WE'RE SO UNIQUE YOLO.

self-hating bro 1: chyah mayne, YOLO

by y00ty00t December 13, 2012

monkey hosing

Vigorously tugging of your own or a friends foreskin and stretching it a considerable distance. Usually done whilst staring at a banana and grinning like a fool.

His constant monkey hosing risked him being locked up in the zoo.

by DirtyBob April 18, 2015