happy

A feeling of contentment and peace, like you don't need anything else.

Dude 1: If you could have anything right now, what would you have?
Dude 2: Nothing, man. I'm happy as is.

by M. M. S. January 5, 2006

Happy-ending massage

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob

She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...

by Little cheeto August 3, 2018

Happy Sock

n.

1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.

I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?

by bigjlj January 29, 2006

happy tree day

When you are talking to someone and they don't happen to hear you or are spacing out, you say this phrase. It implies that they are like a tree and are impervious to their surroundings. Then, hopefully, they'll hear it and start paying attention.

I don't know if this phrase is used in English but I know it is used in Spanish. My Colombian friend used this when I didn't know she was talking to me. However, she said it in Spanish: "Feliz Dia del Arbol"

Person A: blahblahblah
Person B: *spacing out*
Person A: Happy tree day!

by Flora H January 8, 2006

Happy Boobs

Breast in a well-fitting bra. Usually visible in a garment which is neither too tight nor to loose, presenting the breast in a way which is prominent yet not slutty. On the contrary, unhappy boobs will a appear crushed, misshapen, uneven or strangled.

(while shopping)
Girl: Do you like that shirt?
Guy: It's nice. It totally gives you happy boobs.

by MariaPaul2 September 1, 2009

ban-happy

A forum moderator that bans people for unfounded reasons.

That mod is ban-happy

by EvilWall November 2, 2004

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003